You gotta be a Fn weirdo... https://t.co/dGVXOl7t7R

I do not give a flying FUCK about Fonts... Weirdo shit. https://t.co/bScWTlSi8R

I wanted everyone to know that whoever has been in contact with me over the last 7 days should contact your nearest test center.I’m sorry. I’ve had symptoms for a few days and it has just been confirmed. I’ve been diagnosed with being Awesome,Handsome Completely Sexy & Hilarious.

I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…

Lol. When it’s all said and done I guess I’ll be known as a Titty Lover... I can live with that. ?

I Hate paper straws.... Somebody had to say it!

Today is a Great Day! Don’t let anyone F up your Vibe... Ever.

At some point you’ll realize, what they think, doesn’t matter.. Enjoy YOUR life, no matter what.

I get on Twitter… talk a little shit.. Get off… Back to life...

I love when we go to IHOP or Denny's and people say "You eat here???!" I'm like.. Is there a Gucci Egg somewhere I should be eating?! WTF?

"Have a great day..... Make a hater sick."