This is an extremely niche tweet.

I guess I, too, will be cursed with looking youthful and vibrant my whole life. What am I supposed to do, apologize?

Yes, @csaavs, I’m tweeting about mashed potatoes during our monthly team call. #Multitasking

I was accused of drinking and texting last night. Sober tweeting drunk sounding texts and random song lyrics is my brand. Also, pumpkin spice tastes like hot ass.