This is an extremely niche tweet.

Twitter asking me if I want to read the article before retweeting it? That’s not how social media works.

Yes, @csaavs, I’m tweeting about mashed potatoes during our monthly team call. #Multitasking

I was accused of drinking and texting last night. Sober tweeting drunk sounding texts and random song lyrics is my brand. Also, pumpkin spice tastes like hot ass.