“Buttt Daaaaaaddddd, I wanna build my own traffic routerrrrrr.” “Sweetie, when you are 30% of the internet’s traffic you can do that. Until then loadbalancers and DNS are fine for you and your other friends” “Ugh I have no fun” “You can have fun with loadbalancers” https://t.co/lqIGWCFLbM