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My cat has so many lil toys all over the apartment but her favorites are still 'strip of chewed packing tape' and 'setting spray container cap' gfhgjsgls
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I learned that cheaters aren't tortured wannabe polyamorists or something when I suggested polyamory to my cheating ex & her response was, 'I don't want to deal with honesty or jealousy.' 😂 Lesson learned, babes.

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me in my early twenties after throwing out my favorite pair of shorts because they made a man I was dating uncomfortable


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when he describes his ideal partner as someone who doesn't leave the house or travel ever


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Cishet monogamous men will say shit like, "dating is so hard nowadays, women keep leaving the house????" with a completely straight face omg. 😭

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To people calling it 'ethical' non-monogamy: can I make anything ethical by adding the word 'ethical' to the name or does only non-monogamy work like that? 🤔

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Personally, I would love a President who freestyles in the mirror. 👀


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Based on the #AcrossTheSpiderVerse📷 trailer, it looks like Miles Morales is gonna have the best trilogy in the Marvel multiverse! Sorry Tony, Cap, & Peter # 1. ❤️


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I want the MCU to get even queerer than this but I'm grateful that Marvel got to this point. (And I want Valkyrie to find happiness!!)


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polyamory is often treated like it's unromantic or selfish but it's kinda fucking sweet. anyway, here's a pic of me coworking with my metamour & our man yesterday.


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Marvel Cinematic Universe 🤝 #Barbie Cinematic Universe 🤝 Keeping Kingsley Ben-Adir and Simu Liu busy this year


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My cat has so many lil toys all over the apartment but her favorites are still 'strip of chewed packing tape' and 'setting spray container cap' gfhgjsgls