happy birthday @mxcl! i'm so glad i get to be the lucy lady you celebrate with 🫶

I love my family but generally speaking what I really want on Mother's Day is to be left the f alone. 😆❤️

I used to think I was better than you because I lived in NYC but now I realize that was just a cope for not having enough trees in my life.

If birth is considered a medical event I reckon parenthood should be considered a medical condition.

chief vibe officer might just be the best description of what a SAHM does

90% of watching kids movies as an adult is guessing the celebrity voices and going "ohhhh I knew it!" after IMDB spoils the mystery

Whenever I come back to social media after a break I always feel myself seduced by the allure of false celebrity and false companionship. Ironic that social media seems like it should make you feel less alone but actually does the opposite.

Given the attention this post is getting, it seems like there's a real lack in all the parenting literature out there about how to address porn with pubescent kids and boys specifically. https://t.co/DxAIjoezqu

far more rewarding evolving into my role as wife and mom than filling out a spreadsheet ever was

Voila! Dinner solved. I've gotten so used to this process the whole thing from pulling out the meat to getting a recipe takes me about 10 minutes.

Day-of: 1. Pick a frozen meat to thaw first thing in the morning (My husband chooses from 1 of 2 options I give him) 2. Prompt ChatGPT for meal ideas with your chosen meat, produce you think would pair well, and "pantry staples"

Pick the meal idea that sounds best for you. Ask for a recipe that can be completed in under 30 minutes.