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Martin Scorsese is elitist for thinking movies should be about illuminating the human experience and not about a train driving towards the screen

The main reason people don’t recognise sarcasm on twitter isn’t that sarcasm is hard to convey through text, it’s that they think everyone else on twitter is dumber than them

At least he has a good excuse this time

My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”