@thepunningman
Clerk: Name? Batman: It's Batman Clerk: And your first name? Batman: That's it Clerk: Sir, I need both or you can't withdraw any funds Batman: This is ridiculous, I'm the richest man in Clerk: in…? Batman: …nowhere
Me: [covered in ketchup] Santa Sauce is coming to town Wife: Stop M: Happy Hollandaise W: I'm leaving M: …and mayo your Christmases be white
