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@Snowden
Whistleblowers might be protected, if only they would submit themselves to “proper channels,” which is code for standing on a very particular part of the floor suspended above a tank labeled: DANGER! PIRANHAS. https://edwardsnowden.substack.com/p/assange01

@heatdaddy69420
Life isn’t always about money it’s about human connection and getting top https://t.co/XvuHOCz3rj

@chucklillycom
Unjust anger can never be justified;
anger pulls a person to utter ruin.
Until the right time, the patient remain calm,
then cheerfulness comes back to them.
-Sirach 1:22-23

@allieeveknox
My younger cousin just had another baby. Meanwhile, I'm building a miniature armchair for a dead bat, making plans to take pics of my tits in the desert, and begging my therapist for a referral to someone that will put me on quaaludes.

@ShawnRAnthony_
Dear Bojangles please STOP handing us our drinks with NO STRAW 🤦🏾♂️

@CBCEarlyEdition
People have been visiting the Swiss Chalet in Burnaby to say goodbye over the last couple of months, stocking up on dipping sauce and enjoying the tasty chicken and ribs. Now Santa has delivered on people’s wishes, and we will speak with @SwissChaletCA super fan @danaosiowy












