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letter from 2007 where Candice broke up with me. or maybe i’d broken up with her and she was rebreaking up with me, but in writing. i never stopped emailing and calling btw, just like Churchill used to say ‘never never never give up’

They can steal your recipe but the sauce won’t taste the same

There is no such thing called "perfect timing".
Just f*cking try it .

I miss you dad and nobody knows it but me 😭😭😭😭

@GrantMBeasley But what’s the strip ratio?

I woke up this morning and my wife was already gone. There was a note by the coffeemaker that read “I’m sorry. This isn’t working for me.”. I still don’t know what she was talking about. The coffee tasted fine.

AVOID SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE

#InternationalDayOfPeopleWithDisability #FridayMotivation
Most often the real #disability remains within than of the outer physical #body. Even though someone is physically challenged, if they have the #mental #strength it is possible to do anything and everything in #life.

I hope you guys are also being nice to people you don't wanna fuck.

We should focus less on a person’s astrology sign and more on where they park at the mall

honestly pretty embarrassing to not like house music please keep that shit to yourself

Check out what Pro Property Services has been up to the past couple of months!
#deckstining #painting
https://t.co/FjhBg1vIzz

My child waited to have a blowout and require an early departure until after Patti Labelle was finished singing at the White House Tree Lighting. Start them young, raise them right.

Christ, social media is the worst. For the record: I haven't had an abortion. I write passionately about abortion rights solely because of my personal experience of meeting human women and recognizing that they are people. If you can't understand that, please fuck off.

RT @MKBHD: YouTube should somehow copy Spotify Wrapped. I’d love to just see a rough breakdown of what I watched this year.