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People are attracted to genuine love like moths to a flame. Keep grinding #DogeFam, we're lighting a flame that will attract billions. #DoOnlyGoodEveryday

?️‍⚧️ The trans-colored character of the day is... Twizzly Gummy Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom!! ?️‍⚧️

Fun Fact: The President doesn’t set gas prices.

Eines ist dabei klar: Ich bin kein Schattenkanzler. Die kommenden Tage werde ich auf Hochtouren arbeiten, um eine geordnete Übergabe sicherzustellen. Am Donnerstag werde ich im Parlament angelobt.

NFT Marketplace Web App. by Ramon ✪ https://t.co/Sp2rihzXi0

i like to imagine my twitter followers as wee babes suckling at the teat of my genius

The men don’t beg you anymore. They just ignore you and block you when they wrong now. I don’t like that. Bring begging back.

for my husband's 30th birthday i'm letting him mansplain interstellar to me

Contrary to popular belief sometimes you have to get alone with yourself and realize YOUR WORTH

Hello. We’re on TikTok. https://t.co/F9KTL2hl9A

While you are waiting somebody else is still SHOWING UP 💯

The problem is you BIG but don’t know how BIG YOU ARE!

MY WORLD USED TO SHINE LIKE GOLD https://t.co/wcfMn5Ocb6