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Brexit Britain: "I'd like to buy a pound of apples, a pound of bananas and 8 ounces of grapes please." "I'm terribly sorry, but we're completely out of fresh fruit."

might dress up as iphone 6s for halloween so chris evans would love me forever

The Bluth family whenever Lucille fires her maid https://t.co/BiiNVgoTmV

don’t listen to the foo fighters listen to warren zevon

Takde duit tapi nak kahwin. Hutang pun terkial kial nak bayar. Lagi ada hati nak suruh delete tweet dulu baru nk bayar hutang. Nape kau malu ke orang tahu?

@_moidea @awsten @AlexGaskarth live laugh shrek

I love pussy, but ion like women. Same way I love ketchup, but hate tomatoes ??‍♂️

GOD IS THE PLUG ??

A “like” is not love! ~ @Wallo267

I love brainstorming romance novels because I get to sit and think of the myriad of ways people can be kind to one another

Too much pressure is put on us by age 30. At that age Steve Harvey was homeless, Oprah was on a low rated show in Chicago, and Robert F. Smith was working at Kraft Foods in Grad School. Your time is coming. Stay patient 💯

It’s a shame it took injuries for people to realise how good these two are.

A community that is started for nothing but company sales or support is poor kind of community.

There has to be larger cause than the product.

#100DaysOfCommunity

योगीजी आपने नाम तो बहुत बदले है बस एक बार AMU का नाम बदलकर "कल्याण सिंह" युनिवर्सिटी कर दीजिये??.