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I will print this tweet on a coffee mug https://t.co/q7kQXZSIsU

Gardner Minshew would win more games in Indy than a healthy Carson Wentz

Me finding you attractive is one thing, but me wanting you around me is another lol

@BluesWillly @AVFCOfficial @jmcginn7 @CazooUK Ratioed

Due to the extreme heat, Oregonians can pump their own gas until midnight tonight. Here’s a how-to video https://t.co/LVu0S41R43

Asking for myself and a friend 🤔🧐#goodmorning

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masculinity is a performance and we need to start throwing tomatoes and booing https://t.co/aGD5W2LAwF

There’s infrastructure, and then there’s Dutch infrastructure.

@POPOVRTR @pevchikh Куколдом тебя жена твоя называет, шваль дешевая.

To gin or not to gin That is the question Whether tis nobler in the palate to suffer the bouquet of botanicals and hints of juniper, or to take up tonic and lime, and by combination, unite them To mix, to drink By drink, perhaps to drunj! Aye, there's the rub

Can I print this tweet and glue it to my forehead when school starts bc ?? https://t.co/RsDsxbi9ir

Simplicity is not as easy as it looks.

Mom can you come pick me up people are starting to get married

my mind is not a carefully curated collection, it is a cluttered hoarders’ den