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i am an old man and twitter is my porch

At Merch38 we do love to support local artists

I want whatever the people who run at 6am have

Pineapple, the all-rounder tropical fruit is always a #favorite! We all know fruits are #yummy and fruits are #healthy. Well, this is just a drop in the #ocean! Comment a benefit of Pineapple that you know and #share! #makinghealthcareaffordable #fimshospitals

King fucking Brady! 🙏🙏

Tom Brady was the 199th pick in the 2000 NFL draft. Which tells me that occasionally, if not often, people assessing your future potential based on past performance don’t know shIt about anything.

Snow in New Jersey ❄️

نفسی نفسی کی صداؤں میں امتی امتی پکارنے والا کائنات کی عظیم ہستی پر کروڑوں درود و سلام۔ صل اللہ علیہ وآلہ وسلم ❤

Disclaimer: don’t get overexcited by the sarcasm and begin to teach me parenting. “My kid’s school is not paying me enough to get her to do her homework!, during these virtual schooling times.“

LOL! Love it! #goodparenting https://t.co/mG6X9454H1

@FNATIC A fresh look at @YamatoMebdi's Trivia page on Liquipedia after that stunning #FNCWIN.

So many people in the world are a bunch of negative sensitive pussies always looking for something to be mad about. I’m so glad my fans are so positive and laid back. Mother fuckers try to get offended by everything nowadays

Allez bon weekend.
✌️ @TalesFromClick

I’m telling you now, Playing it SAFE is the wrong option if you want more than average in life.

I teach you to stop playing that small game, and Build PROFITABLE BUSINESS in a professional manner.

The great thing about restaurants is that you get to hang out with strangers! - SJM