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a baby’s skull is malleable and i absolutely hate my parents for not squeezing me a better jawline

God will bless you just take the first step . Believe in you .

Imagine someone reading your tweets like your great grandkids and being like “ wow , that’s wild “

Neoprene or Tricot for my curtains? #Help #fashion

Fuck man, how am I gonna tell my friend his cat is dead? I mean look at it

Brexit ! 🔵🔴 #MCIOL

RT @sashatikhonov:

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All this noise and back and forth only one party will be left standing on Sept. 3! ?❎ #BuildBackStronger #mosthonbrogad

Women get to smell like real things (vanilla, lavender) but men have to smell like concepts. What the fuck is "cool sport rush"

This is Rhoda Moy Crawford, your Jamaica Labour Party candidate for Manchester Central. #BuildBackStronger #mosthonbrogad

[Group Buy] MaxDrive Reloaded + OTOs | Lightning Fast Storage https://t.co/Mr4BLpEWtH

SRE rule number four thousand and eighty. Deploying on Friday is shady. So devs watch your stack 'cause you might have to rollback. Check the logs y'all