Latest tweets

Ümitlerin kaderi, biri yok olduğunda diğerinin ortaya çıkmasıdır, işte bu yüzden bunca hayal kırıklığına rağmen dünyadan silinip gitmemişlerdir.
-Ölüm Bir Varmış Bir Yokmuş, Jose Saramago-
📚
#kitap #kitapönerisi #kitapsözleri #felsefe #kitapkurdu #kitaptavsiyesi #okumahalleri

barakAllah fi umrik Yesus dan selamat bagi teman temanku yg merayakannya.

harapanku akhir tahun ini adalah ngabisin duit

@DanielleSATM @meganamram I screamed at the screen in vain asking what the hell a jellicle cat was. One helpful audience member stated it’s the cat who most wants to die so I’ll take that answer

On the left was when I worked for liberty taxes, as a sign spinner... on the right is my @nbcsnl debut. Don’t stop.. we need you. Your time is coming.

Lord.. Listening to this female commentator for #appstate and #uab bowl game...is like scratching your nails on chalkboard while sticking your finger in the light socket!! #worstever

There is no such thing as winning and losing in a game that has no end. There is only ahead and behind. ~ Simon Sinek

I heard you broke as fuck in the crib eating pizza rolls

popping my pussy at the all of garden

@msq33ze69 I just want the damn cheese sticks

Are you ready for the office Christmas party @Google ?✨🎁🎄
We created the best ugly t-shirts/sweaters for your Best Party of the Year.
Tag your friends / team members if you wish to get the same.
hello@merch38.com

Ура! Скоро пятница.

if you're having a rough time, just remember: god gives his hardest battles to the people he just doesn't like very much

Недавно понял, что Скорсезе пытался всем продать одну и ту же историю в Ирландце и в Виниле. Ну, что ж, чувак, это фиаско.