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I wanna suck some titties ?

The rumor that I’m secretly creating a zombie apocalypse to generate demand for flamethrowers is completely false

Предложение от Red Keds 2018 года: только мы готовы работать с вами без тендера.

Выкидываю ее нахуй

Жру лошадь

Пойду в казино

Assets - Liabilities = Equity.
Money - girlfriend = beer.

Will a women ever tell a man she's attracted or not? 2018 aka 20getcream$ Here we go

This page gets my day started actualfact!@IntThings

Пятница, скоро ура!

麻雀不要打了，代之以臭虫，口号是‘除掉老鼠、臭虫、苍蝇、蚊虫’。

My boyfriend got me a shirt with my most famous tweet printed on it. We’re never breaking up

Gorgeous niece visits shop and is forced to model !!!!

Red wine is fucking great.

History began on July 4, 1776, everything before that was a mistake.
-Ron Swanson