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I hate arguing but if I don't say anything it's going to seem like I don't care

I'm tryna be cuffed ;(

Ice cream girl

This Christmas gift just arrived in the mail. #auspol #halal #Vegemite #merrychristmas #funnybecauseitistrue

Where the fake ass weed men when u need them???

Dear JM, please let these increments take effects on this December.
Thank You

Celebrating #bitcoin at $800, but I believe the future belongs to #ethereum.

You got me geeeeeeked ....but I gotta be chill tho 😋😛🤗

[heaven] ME: Lord? JESUS: My son ME: I have an important question JESUS: I know…The meaning of life is f- ME: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?

Very soon I will join the table of #Real_Men. No doubt about that. I can see the #Change in me.

It doesn't feel like I'm truly home for the holidays until I've taken my parents' phones and said "Here let me show you" at least 25 times.

ICC debate and subsequent prayer rallies #WhatCanUhuruRelaunch

O kashima merecia o título.
Futebol eu te amo, mas as vezes te odeio :(

“How about… we change the 6 to a 7?" "I love it!" --board meeting at the company that makes novelty sunglasses for New Year's Eve

This is very hard to handle ;(