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@FredericLambert A mere 350 kW ... what are you referring to, a children's toy?

Being proud of 100% test coverage is like being proud of reading every word in the newspaper. Some are more important than others.

At #Junction Mall if you drive in a posh car the guards will direct you to one of the packing bays reserved for disabled

I hate arguing but if I don't say anything it's going to seem like I don't care

I'm tryna be cuffed ;(

Ice cream girl

This Christmas gift just arrived in the mail. #auspol #halal #Vegemite #merrychristmas #funnybecauseitistrue

Where the fake ass weed men when u need them???

Dear JM, please let these increments take effects on this December.
Thank You

Celebrating #bitcoin at $800, but I believe the future belongs to #ethereum.

You got me geeeeeeked ....but I gotta be chill tho 😋😛🤗

[heaven] ME: Lord? JESUS: My son ME: I have an important question JESUS: I know…The meaning of life is f- ME: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?

Very soon I will join the table of #Real_Men. No doubt about that. I can see the #Change in me.

It doesn't feel like I'm truly home for the holidays until I've taken my parents' phones and said "Here let me show you" at least 25 times.

ICC debate and subsequent prayer rallies #WhatCanUhuruRelaunch