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Made a sandwich, baby-wiped my laptop and grabbed my noise cancelling headphones. Going in ???

#HappyBirthdaySachin
Do Reply Senior! #biggestfan! I've tweeted before ❤️ #sachinsachin_will_always_remain_inmyears

Hey senior!This is something i made it for you!As my username consistsyour no.My ❤️doestoo!#god#HappyBirthdaySachin

Hey senior! This is something which i made it for you!As my username does exist your no. My ❤️ does too! #happy43god

#veganfood

ICYMI: it's a trap.

I just dabbed as I sneezed into my arm. I'm gonna give myself a 5 minute timeout now.

No I'm not Jordan but I am the ?®

shirtception

Omg this sucks I have to drive to Florida... ?

#ifunny5

Dear beautiful parents and grandparents,

Grandkids= free tech support

Sincerely,
Tech support

Holy crap! @SnoopDogg just used ma https://t.co/LqC0Or8nYY in his video! https://t.co/i0Ilm9Ktu6 (at 45 sec mark).

https://t.co/g3cQ3TzFFC

#PARTIUSP