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SON: Dad, I'm gay. DAD: "Okay." SON: I also don't think Die Hard is a Christmas movie. DAD: "Get out of my house!"

#KPSMConference got overwhelming response across Pakistan. great step by MPA. proud to be organizing part of this successful event #kohat

Good judgment comes from experience, but experience comes from bad judgment.

In fondker pou @GrenSeme in misik in poem i berse mon ker fé voyaz à mwin dan lam larényon

Show me something I do KNOW!!!

Need more landing gear...

I want a super bowl commercial :)

I don't believe in killing perfectly healthy Christmas trees for decorative purposes. When I kill a tree, it's strictly for pleasure.

You know life's good when you have done everything you said you would do. #StillInTheC1UB

Pissed on my finals. #Playas

"Flamboyants" are red !!! ... Yep I can not get enough! https://t.co/OVpByiveqy

Who Does it better. Not a question tho.💂🏽

#breeze https://t.co/PELJVEyLMm

#KTNLeo hehehe mashirima kapombe na maghufuli pombe. majina ya ajabu haya

#ktntv hehehe mashirima kapombe na maghufuli pombe. majina ya ajabu haya