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This hacking incident will be like the USS MAINE!! The pressure is growing from George Clooney
#SonyHack
#SonyWasReallyHackedBecause

My favorite Christmas carol is the one where they blame the weather for their social anxiety and just stay home.

[searches 'Chanukah'] Did you mean Hanukah? I DON'T KNOW, GOOGLE. NO ONE DOES.

Little known fact: literally every spelling of Hannukah is correct. Channukah? Hannhooka? Chewbacca? Channing Tatum? All fine.

Driving too much that Im having car dreams! I was a passat my girl a Ferrari, she left me,literally screeching away from my life! @*!:#!

"Um wow okay" -all of Santa's other reindeer

Some of us already got skills that we could quit SCHOOL and explore them, but we chose the path of Education and Debts!! 🔯💮🔯

I have about 4 dreams a week that I get shot in. Last night, I could actually feel the burn of the bullets as they entered my chest & heart.

The older you get the more holidays become about keeping your father off a ladder

لاحتساب حاملو بطاقة الخمس سنوات كسعوديين بالمنشأة، يتوجب تسجيلهم في المؤسسة العامة للتأمينات الاجتماعية #وزارة_العمل

See my precious angel baby 3 years ago. It was love at first ultra sound. ;) http://t.co/EpW80aeJ4S http://t.co/sNE0i2B7eg

I'm helping this lady cook today! Should be interesting....momma & daughter in the kitchen....we have the Cossey... http://t.co/g1bKPWW5Rw