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trip to Jebal Jais http://t.co/4xOuytjA2b

I wanna have two cats, black and white..

So that i would tell my friends

"Come see my black and white cats"

So i met this hot Russian girl and wanted a talk

But this' what came out

"Is it's true that sandwitches in russia eat people!!??"

One of those days when i wake up like chuck Norris!!

Realize that people don't owe you anything. Realize that you owe yourself everything.

Current Status: Pretending …

She gave me this then told me she hates me.... http://t.co/gp0afiNC0L

Dreamt i was skating on effing tower hehe..."effing tower"

Wanna get followers follow @TheBucktList...hehe

LEGOO

That awkward moment when she comes up fo a kiss

But actually she was prepairing for a selfie!!

that guy from the old spice advert!!

He either a very very talented actor

or super retarded!!

Having trouble understanding what exactly went down tonight...

http://t.co/2EmCOEvya8

I just taste for the first time a smothie..MAN GOD BLESS AMERICA?

#InstaSize http://t.co/NbtUJwsH6o