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Nothing is ever certain, however a perceived sense of certainty helps to shape perspective. Dx

Last night on Family Guy, Brian Griffin died. Retweet if you want him back.

I believe the most difficult choice you will ever have to make is whether you should just move on, or hold on a little tighter.

@onedirection @piersmorgan #1DDaylive can 1D sing happy birthday to my dad. He has birthday and I am looking on 1D Day live

#rain#dubai#emiratesroad

Its raining

*plops ass on chessboard* Jumanji *dies of heart failure*

Be careful what u do in the dark, because it will come to Khrushchev light

A corn dog a day keeps the doctor away

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new -- Albert Einstein.

Improve trust by keeping your word, every time...

Educating the mind without educating the heart is NO education #Aristotle.

i hit the hay all day mother fucker. 24 hour sleep cycle. if you awake you a fake. its bed time bitch

Im up and im lookin to find a new connect

hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it