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Fall in love!!! Can't even fall asleep!! http://t.co/MBZrhVEx51

Getting worried that my stomach is digesting itself due to hunger!! #hunger-rific #hunger-riculous

I be like... u know what!! Take a photo instead of stopping and looking each and ery time

The Kenyan version of Happy just dissapointed me!! SMH!!

My girlfriend said i should take interest in her family...i sold their pet.......for interest!!

So someone decided to forget to return my skateboard, now it's somewheres in the south #BeyondScaredStraight

@sebastiancrain lick my wiener, nigga

waiter, there's a reflection of a sad and lonely man in my soup

Dear space raiders my name is Phil Dawson and I am going to eat you all up

Its one of those foggy wala mornings! http://t.co/z7cszOFk1Y

Pour Sanitizer on a page of a book then read it!! Your brain will be sanitized for a day!! @adultswim

Official shit just got real http://t.co/QLTP4HV7qJ

I don't think Jesse is cut out for the #NFSMovie... i still see him as a looser from #BreakingBad

What i learnt today
Cows produce more milk when they listen to slow jams!!

قد أسمعت لو ناديت حيا ولكن لا حياة لمن تنادي..
بكفي حصار يا عالم،
بكفي حصار يا أصحاب الإنسانية،
#بكفي_حصار ..