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Mr bean. Funny

10 Things That Annoy Me:• No money • Sundays• Ratchetness• Jealousy• HOES• Liars • Boredness• Low Battery• No Food • Being Wrong

Dear spiders, if I see you outside, I will let you live. But if I see you in my house, I will kill you. You choose.

Do not open your hands to received and closed it when you should give.

When your mind says give up, hope whispers one more try.

Stupid conversations make sense when you are talking to someone

Bitches are like alarm clocks they won't shut up till you hit them

If god is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining...

The Football program at Penn State should be suspended.

The fake laugh you have to pull when an old person tells a lame joke.

True religion is a meaningful way of living dynamically face to face with the commonplace realities of everyday life.

Weeeeeeeeeeeekendddddddd is here.

Quote of the Day: Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.

Along with the whole country I mourn the sad demise of Dara Singh ji. May his soul rest in peace.

Pick up lines for old people: Grandpa: Hey baby, you better call life alert, cause I’ve fallen for you and can’t get up.