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what the result would be the moment it went to penalties.

GOOOOOOOOOO SPANIIIIIII.........

If you look up the word swag in the dictionary... It'll be a great big picture of my face.

Good Mornin....Thrusday.....

SIIMA....feel wid the south indian stars....and still more to goo....

"@luellagallegos: Just cleaned my room and have 4 garbage bags full...wow #wayoverdue" LOL

McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer.

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

Apna sapna Money Money!!!!!!

"Thots bcum wrds,wrds bcum action,action bcum habits n habits bc

120kph at emirates road... http://t.co/CWlypU8f

PF Chang's waiter: "[Recites specials] Stephen A. Smith: (Acts surprised) "To me, that's preposterous. Crab Rangoon, things of that nature."

You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend...well, that would just be ok.

man on mountaintop wont stop yelling "Wanker" , cops cannot reach him buecause of falling rocks

kakatawa talaga pag si vice ang nang okray