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@sheiryle
end of training facing the reality of a call center agent.... petks mode is over... qeueing is here.... welcome to the world

@mattagalapagos
You never know who your going to meet in life!! Thanks @JayGlazer for the photo op!! http://t.co/sPcMDiwa


@JohnSeaborn
The later an indie band plays, the more chance the bassist will play the bass line from "Gigantic" in between songs.

@ladygaga
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@cadedaballer
Life has no meaning since Obama got elected, so most people vote for someone who basically ruins your life

@disorientedal
One of my legs is way longer than the other... No wonder I walk like a pimp with a limp. Holla


