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🚨🇲🇽 Official: León confirm James Rodriguez as their new signing on a free transfer! Deal completed from Rayo Vallecano.

i think i legitimately made myself cognitively impaired by constantly doing whipits and injaling computer duster so please dint do that either

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so cute how my husband comes to me at 5pm with tonight's dinner idea about a week too late 😆

TON - The Open Network 💎

@JustinTrudeau Girl, you’re not the governor of Canada anymore, so doesn’t matter what you say

Geoff Hinton is a good man https://encodeai.org/encode-backs-legal-challenge-to-openais-for-profit-switch/

Packers have ruled out WR Christian Watson returning today due to a knee injury.

if podcasts (@hubermanlab) counted toward my book count on GoodReads, along with a metric for enlightenment, good gosh it would be so much more impressive. I reckon at least 3 life-changing books. #competitivereading #ohwell

After 3 decades of listening to his doctors, my father ended up with: • Cancer • Diabetes • Heart disease After 3 years of listening to his son... He lost 40lbs & became cancer free. Here's 19 health secrets his doctors never told him: 1. Stop doing diets that have a… https://t.co/7PhkW0QyOm

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We pulled up @therriannn https://t.co/kbtO8H79am

Kobe is a 5x NBA Champion. He also holds the all-time record for missed shots. Babe Ruth is a 7x World Series Champion. He also led the MLB in strikeouts for 5 seasons. Tom Brady is a 7x Superbowl Champion. He also holds the record for most passes intercepted in Superbowl… https://t.co/VRqgtQBNRw

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