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I don't be checking my DMs anywhere anymore. I simply cannot keep up with 7+ message inboxes. Contact me via carrier pigeon, baby.

Eğer yaptıklarınız bi plan dahilinde değilse, @vekilince bu yayınlar size bisey anlatıyor mu acaba?

Every time I *finally* make it to the bottom of my email inbox I'm like, "That wasn't even that bad, what is wrong with me????" 😭

zeki adam kendini her konuda belli ediyor

Me texting a colleague who is on period leave

"Why isn't it womandalorian? Or transolorian? 😒" -- @oliviazayry

Julius Randle a dog!

Sorry, just remembered someone called Halle Berry WHITE PASSING today. Unbelievable. We need to go back to Black History Month to explain passing again.

•Vola L’Aquila! ? #sarri #lazio #sarriball #cmoneagles #avantilazio #lazioroma #seriea #calcio #italia • http://www.caricaturella.com

I wish the world would go back to how it was in the late 90’s early 00’s shit was perfect back then

Fatih Portakal'la başlamıştık ama Selçuk Tepeli vazgeçilmez duruma geldi, kusura bakmasın 😉

Saw 2 of my dream cars this morning while listening to my unreleased music I see you God

Still winter for my pup lol
#chihuahua #dogs
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Cheech at the start of his first winter
#dogs #chihuahua
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