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seated for FRIENDSHIP and every single guy who’s walked into this theater so far has a mustache

قطر علاوه بر هواپیماهایی که داره ۱۶۰ هواپیمای جدید به بویینگ سفارش داد، در حالی که مسئولین احمق و گاو کشور ما تمام سرمایه‌ها از جمله منابع عظیم گازی پارس جنوبی رو (وقتی که ارزش داشت) به فنا دادند یا خرج نیابتی‌های مفتخور کردند! لعنت بهتون که برای ایرانی جز تحقیر باقی نذاشتید!

happy birthday @mxcl! i'm so glad i get to be the lucy lady you celebrate with 🫶

पढ़ाई लिखाई करी होती, कभी स्कूल गए होते, किसी बड़े पद पर होते तो आज रामचरितमानस के दोहे पढ़ने की जरूरत नहीं पड़ती।

I love my family but generally speaking what I really want on Mother's Day is to be left the f alone. 😆❤️

Saints QB Derek Carr is retiring after 11 seasons. (via @rapsheet, @tompelissero, @mikegarafolo)

I've interacted with a lot of male medical providers recently and most (seriously most) after learning I'm a SAHM say: "you have the hardest job there is" or "that is absolutely full-time work" It is RARE I get the same from women, even close friends. Why?

Ayuso del PP acudió de vacaciones al santuario en Tailandia de Frank Cuesta, que ha sido destapado con una filtración de audios en los que admitiría comprar y envenenar animales. En el santuario había la misma "libertad" que en las residencias de Madrid.

@TheBattlecock REMOVE THE MAG!!!!! RACK THE SLIDE 3 TIMES!!!! LOCK THE SLIDE, CHECK THE CHAMBER VISUALLY AND WITH YOUR FINGER. Then continue to treat the gun as if it is loaded.

I used to think I was better than you because I lived in NYC but now I realize that was just a cope for not having enough trees in my life.

Não financie imóvel. Se PRECISAR financiar, tabela SAC (nunca a PRICE). Sempre amortize PRAZO (e nunca o valor da parcela). Gostou? Compartilhe

If birth is considered a medical event I reckon parenthood should be considered a medical condition.

chief vibe officer might just be the best description of what a SAHM does

90% of watching kids movies as an adult is guessing the celebrity voices and going "ohhhh I knew it!" after IMDB spoils the mystery