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For stocking stuffers this year, I'm wrapping forgotten/lost items from around the house. Merry Christmas husband! Here's that highlighter you can never find and a bag of paper clips for no good reason. Enjoy.

spoiler alert: it is https://t.co/4sHPHkiATb

Sam at Work

Teaching a grey alien how to drive stick in a 1994 Mazda Miata. "I love how she corners," he remarks, "Not that dissimilar from flying an orb." I say, "You're right. You're absolutely right."

@yaacov #HODL

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The Bears O-Line when they get in the redzone

Trying this new thing called "avoiding self sabotage". I'll let you know how it goes.

I just found out i'm allergic to wifi.

If I see one more art piece of a loving couple together I’m gonna start tweeking

Montrez vos images créées par l’IA mdrrr on va voir qui a la meilleure

@sourcreamstewie I’ve accepted that most people will die haters.

I can’t wait for the internet to crash.

BREAKING: Superstar outfielder Juan Soto and the New York Mets are in agreement on a 15-year, $765 million contract, sources tell ESPN. It is the largest deal in professional sports history.

Breaking: Juan Soto to the Mets. $765M. 15 years.