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Emmanuel Le Pen! https://t.co/gcjsmuzdbo

im drunk and im high and im ready to make some bad decisions

Loving her is spiritual.

yeah I’m pro LGBT pro Let’s Get Beers Tonight

OK,WATS UP

I don’t know God but I do know about gays who work at theme parks.

Go crazy kd

O Palmeiras é, de fato, o maior campeão do Brasil.

He did it for Kobe. For social justice. For voter registration. For LA. For Akron. And his platform has never been bigger. The presidential election is in three weeks.

Yeah, I love Tex Mex. Text Mexaging my friends.

@KeeblerElves suck my cock ernie keebler

Wenn der kartoffelige 60jährige Boomer-Alman nach 30 Jahren Mallorca immer noch nur "Isch krigg ne Servesa" sagen kann und die spanische Speisekarte nicht versteht, aber gleichzeitig von Asylbewerbern erwartet, dass sie nach einem Jahr hier besser Deutsch können als er selbst.

The stock market is not a casino! A casino gives me drinks when I lose my money.

With all of these ‘conspiracy theories’ around,why don’t the govt do a tv show where we the public ask questions and they answer them. Like the olden days! Why have these ‘emergency powers’ given them the right to tell us f…k all about decisions that effect all our lives!!

trying to write at my parents' house is them telling me "we'll leave you to it" and then every 15 minutes popping over to ask how it's going and/or share a fun fact they heard on npr or, if you're my dad, start playing banjo not 5 feet away