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@aaronk7
Do you feel smarter when you say 50 basis points instead of half a percent?

@elonmusk
@Tesla I’m excited to work with Silver Lake and Goldman Sachs as financial advisors, plus Wachtell, Lipton, Rosen & Katz and Munger, Tolles & Olson as legal advisors, on the proposal to take Tesla private

@MAStrackZi
Rolf #Mützenich ist das Sinnbild aller zentralen Verfehlungen deutscher Außenpolitik. Seine Ansichten von gestern führen in die Probleme von morgen. Er ist nicht mehr in der Lage, sein Weltbild der Realität anzupassen. https://t.co/AXlLenIH2u

@knxwledge
SO STRANGE THAT NONE OF YOU KAN GRASP THE FACT THAT I MAKE INSTRUMENTALS FOR THE SAKE OF IT BEING INSTRUMENTAL. I NEVER SOLD BEATS TO ARTISTS AND I NEVER WILL. APPRECIATE & RESPECT IT FOR WHAT IT IS OR MAKE YOUR OWN SHIT. SIMPLE.

@LadyJayPersists
“Let’s go Brandon” is code for “I peaked in junior high.”

@davedittell
waiter, there's a reflection of a sad and lonely man in my soup

@Protanorak
Thought I recognised this name. This guy is one of the major voice actors on HL (12 chars). He's a men's rights activist who led the charge against Amber Heard. Sad story tbh: he was institutionalised for being a threat to his kids, then became a campaigner against Family Courts.


@benshapiro
Disney works to push a "not-at-all-secret gay agenda" and seeks to add "queerness" to its programming, according to executive producer Latoya Raveneau. Parents should keep that in mind before deciding whether to take their kids to see "Lightyear," which hits theaters this week.


@xerinerin
Glasgow riddy culture is a disease, am carrying a multipack of crisps home from the shop why am I mortified

@jannarden
Well- I’m happy to announce that after three loooong days researching stuff on Twitter and Facebook, I’ve officially become a doctor. Thanks to everybody who actually gets that science is killing us and that magnetic beds are the only way forward.





