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Hookers aren’t cool, but remember, the free ones are a lot more expensive. lol ahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

Buy a plunger before you need a plunger. LOL

So I'm off
Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday!

Looking for a roommate or a good place to rent, any suggestions?

To my future teenage daughter, Amaya! Put your dang phone DOWN.

#ifunny5

Dear beautiful parents and grandparents,

Grandkids= free tech support

Sincerely,
Tech support

#votetrump to release the evil in this country — voting

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I'm hungry!!!!

Experience is the best teacher — looking for a brain

Selling my mifi

Selling this pump for a homelite 2800 psi pressure washer

Play stupid games, you get stupid prizes
-Sergeant Major Carver.

Merry Xmas 2022 worldwide