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When she stepped on my white polo!! I felt that a part of me died!! http://t.co/HpybKiTqD0

I feel used and abused whenever i over eat at Mc Donalds!!

Sometimes it hurts physically when i hold in my sarcasm!!

I wish i had a cub,then id tell my friends that my pet roars
to see the reaction!!

Letter to my dearest,
Alots changed,
When i met you,you were taking selfies, now, you're still taking selfies!!

Money doesn't change us,it just magbifies who we really are!! #SaySomething

Where did @souljaboy go!! He hoped up his bed on the wrong bed!!

Listening to supremacy sounds right about now @SUPREMACYSOUND

I gave her a nice long ride in thw roller coaster called "My heart"

When I'm i gonna be rich so that i could give back to the community!!??

Day so dull that Imma need 3 cups of coffee!!

That moment when your tweet goes viral and regret why you didn't acknowledge yourself!!

Well, did you know that when chickens are pregnant they tap dance and moon walk!! #ThingsWeTakeForGranted

These "Geico" adverts confuse me physically and mentally!!

Gina Rinehart is filthy rich because some idiots forgot to end their mineral deal with a quote!!