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Oprah for president? She’s got my vote.

I’m excited to share that we’re appointing @elonmusk to our board! Through conversations with Elon in recent weeks, it became clear to us that he would bring great value to our Board.

yo sería feliz con 3 días y dos noches en el 2016

i don’t remember ARTPOP

@SenMarkey @washingtonpost Perhaps it is because your real account sounds like a parody?

We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet.

i am an old man and twitter is my porch

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Yeah I'm EMO who fucking cares

YES!!! 🇮🇳 Phenomenal series win by our young team. Showed grit, determination and resilience. @BCCI

I misspoke. I meant to say I “wouldn’t” be right here waiting for you.

Nuke Mars!

"I did try & fuck her. She was married. I moved on her like a bitch. She’s now got the big phony tits and everything. I just start kissing [women], I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy." - @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/bNMyOH0I9v

is meatball an fruit