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Hello, I'm a professor in a movie, I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

I just saw a child go "I'm going $10 mode" and take out 10 dollars

I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

Donald Trump no longer has presidential immunity.

im at knots berry farms n my butts 2 big 2 fit in da seats on ride. ahhhhhh (dats me yellin)

We must pass The Great Filter

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The future is Female

You drink lean...you are literally living on borrowed time. Now move before I throw a perc in ongoing traffic & make you fetch https://t.co/hungjQGZPf

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I am sorry 'Flappy Bird' users, 22 hours from now, I will take 'Flappy Bird' down. I cannot take this anymore.

....But when it is all over, and this period of time becomes just another ugly chapter in our Country’s history, WE WILL WIN!!!

Decision Desk HQ projects that @JoeBiden has won Pennsylvania and its 20 electoral college votes for a total of 273. Joe Biden has been elected the 46th President of the United States of America. Race called at 11-06 08:50 AM EST All Results: https://results.decisiondeskhq.com/2020/general/pennsylvania