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You want me to go apple picking? The original sin???

Happy birthday to this future president.

#uever wake up n the middle of da night and think about a girl u like or startin to like and sit at da edge of the bed n say damn i want her

Hey @gwenstefani thanks for saving my 2020... And the rest of my life.. I love you. I heard a YES!

I am amazing, I am a masterpiece

Heyyyyy sorry i acted weird. I’ll probably do it again :/

took too many hits of the pen stiller now I’m spending a night at the museum

Just to be clear fuck you @tedcruz you fucking baby killer.

even in medieval times i keep that thang on me

my only hobbies are music and art but theyre not hobbies

most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns

Every bad bitch have a gay best friend or gay best friend cousin ……If you homophobic you just ugly.

If heat death is the end of the universe, it really is all about the journey

I don't get this 10 year challenge, time is not something I acknowledge. ?‍♀️ *Picture taken at some point prior to today

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus