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@danielmakelley
Are you tired of yo-yo dieting and failing to lose weight?
Introducing: The Hacker's Diet.
Step 1: Perform illicit pentests globally.
Step 2: Wait until the NCA put your door in.
Step 3: Spend several years on police bail.
Final Result: Effortless weight loss.


@danielmakelley
Unpopular opinion:
If you can't adapt and teach yourself, you're a liability.
If people have to spend their time teaching you things that you can learn on the internet, you'll always be one.
It doesn't matter what you do for a living.

@danielmakelley
Life After Cybercrime:
If I order a coffee through a drive-through, I could end up going back to prison for 5-years which is actually longer than my 4-year sentence.
I should probably get that resolved before trying to find a job to be honest.


@LimesOfIndia
Many Prominent Intellectuals demand UP Police to release Muslim research scholar who is 3 months pregnant


@__higgs
One final farewell to the greatest house a group of kids could've asked for #ThePorch


@lessprit
раздумывала не выпить ли мне вина в день пива, в качестве акта интернет-нонконформизма, а потом решила, что истинным нонконформизмом будет не выпить ничего, так что сижу трезвая и наслаждаюсь собственной исключительностью в интернете

@danivru
Осталось 5 музеев, чтобы посетить все 100 музеев в Нью-Йорке. Долго не мог придумать, какой музей сделать сотым, а потом придумал: это будет Музей мадам Тюссо на ТаймСквер, как место, куда хочется в последнюю очередь.









