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@SirenPM_
@SweeetTails @AgelessRelic433 …..if there was ever a tweet I wanted to print out and frame, it’s this one. Weirdfacegang ?


@aahilsm
how do i advertise that i would love to be approached and chatted with at a coffeeshop while having my headphones on and reading a book

@korlando2251
#TaxTwitter Tip of the Day Delegate managing & processing payroll to managers who understand payroll. Its cheaper than paying me to fix the issues that happen because payroll was delegated to the wrong person.

@beenwrekt
@SebastienBubeck @DimitrisPapail I'm not trying to be helpful. I'm asking you to stop being a charlatan.

@eliakelly_
el moment en què decideixes que una truita ja no és una truita sinó uns ous remenats... una metàfora de la meva vida.

@HSBBALLjg
St. Ignatius Coach Rich Kehoe. This guy could take 5 kids out of the 9:50 gym class and win 20 games.


@NickSwope5
@br_betting @BFawkes22 Good for them but $200 on the fruit blaster on a Monday morning, that’s a dark place to be

@MAC7XP
I'm going to make my own programming language called Reverse Python #PythonIsABitch; HelloWorld("print"); _AddSpace.Execute.Runtimeerror0;

@StPauliGrrrl
Did I get a t-shirt with my favorite tweet? Yes. Yes I did. Thanks #TeeTweets!


@NorfleetRyan
What if life is just one big Tide commercial and we’re all merely stains

@Dac3Re
Terry is the most bitchmade character ever made. All you have to do to play that piece of shit is take your genitals out and mash them on the controller to pleasure yourself, this will invariably work because a lobotomized toddler can make this character win any boxing situation



