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Changed my name to Mr. Tweet, now Twitter won’t let me change it back ?

What’s fortnight

Women get to smell like real things (vanilla, lavender) but men have to smell like concepts. What the fuck is "cool sport rush"

I FAVORITED THIS 9 YEARS AGO JUST FOR THE MOMENT TO TELL YOU I GOT ONE. YES IM PETTY AS FUCK, GOOD DAY MARK. https://t.co/WfU85JeHEj

Legalize comedy

Reinstate former President Trump

slut era

Giving up is not an option.

can't wait to explain this week to my therapist

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As promised

Being attacked by both right & left simultaneously is a good sign

A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!

PS I wrote this tweet all by myself in case you were wondering ?