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Why is there no Flat Mars Society!?

Sometimes 1% chance is enough ?? Wishing you a happy birthday ❤ Enjoy your special day! ?? https://t.co/KjoxpK9XWW

always remember picking the correct shirt can do unbelievable things for your day

Toxoplasma gondii is a danger to our democracy

about a thousand miles https://t.co/49auMWbDEv

Finished my English homework. Dope short story about a little girl with six brothers and seeking parents approval. Dope reading ?

Whenever you’re feeling down about life and thinking that no one cares, just remember you’ll be dead soon and none of this will matter. Have a great day ❤️

You and I don't know each other but in this moment as you read this, our paths have crossed in a speck of time that we will forget. Today, I'm wishing you happiness and sending you energy as we continue to age together in this timeline. I'm happy you're here and existing with me!

Our Soul Dichotomy

IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

This is true

"i miss this i miss old ___" - you know, legit everything you like from whatever time period ( interviews, photos, videos, and most importantly music) is legit still available haha. how you missing something that you can access at any moment u dumb haha

College is overrated https://t.co/JJMJAk3w7Y

it'd be wild if cum was a different colour instead of red.

born to say “are you fucking retarded?” forced to say “no worries! let’s circle back later”