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BREAKING: Superstar outfielder Juan Soto and the New York Mets are in agreement on a 15-year, $765 million contract, sources tell ESPN. It is the largest deal in professional sports history.

The only thing I like about Elon is that he disproves all the positive stereotypes about billionaires every day

HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF FUCK THE WORLD

I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER APOLOGISE FOR MY SEX LIFE ! GAY SEX IS NATURAL, GAY SEX IS GOOD! NOT EVERYBODY DOES IT, BUT.....HA HA!

If your heart is broken, make art with the pieces!

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Btw every 10 seconds another person that can’t guard me comes into the word

Facebook, WhatsApp, and Instagram all going down at the same time sure seems like an easily-understandable and publicly-popular example of why breaking up a certain monopoly into at least three pieces might not be a bad idea. Somebody should tell Elizabeth Warren.

Reminder that Tesla Full Self-Driving (FSD) price goes up by $1k on July 1st

Now, let’s get back to work.

if you were there … cool … go off. if not … maybe …. shut the fuck up?

don’t forget about LOVE

WITCH HUNT!

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