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happy wet beast wednesday

Teaching a grey alien how to drive stick in a 1994 Mazda Miata. "I love how she corners," he remarks, "Not that dissimilar from flying an orb." I say, "You're right. You're absolutely right."

I need a hug from a bad bitch

(crying) whats the move

In Dutch newspaper… says it all.

I can't stop crying. We did it kids.

this was the first time I saw queer representation in film that really resonated with me

star wars fan: [crying] you cant keep doing this george lucas: now this guy is a pretty bad customer. his name is darth crumbo

El rechazo que le tienen los de adentro a Furia es tan grande que la acercan cada vez mas a la final . Ella es una excelente jugadora pero ellos también son igualmente responsables de su protagonismo absoluto e innegable #granhermano

It’s called the “Eras” tour because if you try to log in to Ticketmaster all you get are era messages

me after you call me bibinos

aimsey

The whole point of protesting is to make ppl uncomfortable. Activists take that discomfort w/ the status quo & advocate for concrete policy changes. Popular support often starts small & grows. To folks who complain protest demands make others uncomfortable... that’s the point.

@janky_jane Was wearing a vintage nike jacket in a very long que for drinks at a boxing match when a Belfast lad goes “fuck me this is taking forever, your man has been here since the 80’s”

Estados Unidos vacunó hoy a 1,300,000 personas. México vacunó hoy a 3,706.