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Trop gentil trop con sah c’est réel

@FrederickMelo Nobody wants you talking on the phone and taking zoom calls at the coffee shop, wtf is wrong with you, go home

PLEASE be nice to me I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person

At some point you’ll realize, what they think, doesn’t matter.. Enjoy YOUR life, no matter what.

mom: so if your friends jum-- me: ━━━━━┒ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┛┗┛┗┛┃＼○／ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ / ┛┗┛┗┛┃ノ) ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┛┗┛┗┛┃ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┛┗┛┗┛┃ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┛┗┛┗┛┃ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┃┃┃┃┃┃ ┻┻┻┻┻┻

Yes 2021 when jack asses hang on to my every tweet but can’t decipher sarcasm & humor, and can’t read. Go away dumbo https://t.co/U95TwMEAM9

30 minutes until #CHANGES

"Zeit für eine Kanzlerin, die sich an den Eid erinnert!" - der offizielle Wahlwerbespot der AfD! 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪💙💙💙

comparison is the robber of joy

You don't have the cholesterol to be out here

Announcing @Meta — the Facebook company’s new name. Meta is helping to build the metaverse, a place where we’ll play and connect in 3D. Welcome to the next chapter of social connection.

I have a crush on Aubrey Plaza from Parks and Recreation but things might get weird cause we have the same name

gratitude is longitude

i wish i had a magic spell to bring my dad back for a day...

can't believe 'sofia' has been playing on the radio ? thank you to everyone who's been playing/listening wooooow ahahawhdh