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CD’s. Wallet. Skittles. Loosies. Toy gun. Jogging. Cigarillos. Cell phone. Loud music. Wrong house. Counterfeit bill. Broken tail light. Failure to signal. No license plate. Sleeping at home. Shopping at Walmart. Concealed carry permit. Sleeping in the car at Wendy’s.

dune is great because it’s like 95% people overthinking social interactions and 5% getting so high you’re scared

@TikiBarber you been a hater since I got to New York … and all the “Dead to me” talk don’t smile in my face when you see me

snow is both beautiful and a burden and in that way I relate to it a lot

i stink at math! ughhh.

Payloads for our upcoming fourth dedicated smallsat rideshare mission – Transporter-4 – were encapsulated into Falcon 9’s fairing late last week. On this flight are 40 spacecraft, including cubesats, microsats, picosats, hosted payloads, and an orbital transfer vehicle

Law enforcement isn't even in the top ten most dangerous occupations and I'm laughing imagining if like sanitation workers and fishermen had the same victim attitude as cops. A roofer wearing a Thin Black Line t-shirt that says WE KEEP THE RAIN OFF YOUR HEAD

There’s the office decorations done.

Dua Lipa. Hot.

Years ago... Rehab All good helped me figure out another plan It got bad, so bad Naw I aint fuckin love that man

I can never love a woman like I love this sport do not try to understand me

hbd brother bass man @Calum5SOS ?

Lamar Jackson since tweeting “Johnny”: 9-1 record 2,848 total yards 16 total TDs 98.9 passer rating Ladies and gentlemen your MVP frontrunner… https://t.co/PjPLnMQDvV

eat local ✌?

@Impaczus Whole game is going to be a meme.