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@EllenDeGeneres
200 years in the future... “Honey, have you seen my iPhone 378? I need it to preorder my PS6.”
@revistaclaudio
— boa noite, este bar aceita criança? — só débito ou dinheiro senhor.
@NFL_Memes
It’s called Heinz field because the Steelers are spending this entire game playing ketchup
@human_not_bees
To the best of my knowledge Texas is famous for big trucks and small dicks.
@petrogustavo
Las graves dudas que se establecen alrededor del proceso electoral venezolano pueden llevar a su pueblo a una profunda polarización violenta con graves consecuencias de división permanente de una nación que ha sabido unirse muchas veces en su historia. Invito al gobierno… https://t.co/iI16rRgjLX
@JohnnyBaudelai2
"Papa, la nuit, les meubles ils dorment aussi ?" Question trop mignonne de mon petit Cédric (49 ans) qui est complètement con?
@Strandjunker
Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.
@halfadopted
being friends with girls is all about being like “i love uuuu sorry i was acting sick in the head earlier” but u were actually being so normal so she replies “noooo omg i was… ur a gift” but she was normal too
@4gotten__
Eu sou igual o Kanye West em todos os quesitos: - Narcisismo - Fé - Probleminha na cabeça - Misoginia - Romantismo
@DeepLeffen
I noticed a glint of sadness in Hbox's eyes. I imagined him as an actor trapped on a stage, forced to perform for an audience he grew weary of. “I'm here for you,” I wanted to say, but it was too late...Hbox had already begun his pop off, killing everyone in the first few rows.