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Apparently, there is this thing called "Dad jokes" and I make them

BBL payment plan is crazy bc how you gonna be workin yo ass off to pay off ur ass

Our Strategic Reserve is for our nation’s emergency use not Biden’s strategic failure.

افواجِ پاکستان دنیا کی بہترین افواج میں سے ہیں، ہمارے سپاہی اور افسران ہمارا قیمتی سرمایہ ہیں۔ اللہ تعالى ہمارے ملک و قوم کی حفاظت فرماۓ، اور اپنے نبی (ص) کے طریقوں پر چلنے والا بناۓ۔ #6September

Gasolina de 7 reais passando pra desejar bom dia ?

Porra @SpotifyBrasil. É MINHA ESPOSA

What terrifies me is if ISIS were to detonate a nuclear device and kill 50 million Americans. Imagine the backlash against peaceful Muslims?

fuck "jokes". everything i tweet is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, i will NOT follow trolls. twitter dot com. i live for this

music is good

What's the cut off age of being able to say "I want to grow old with you" like 50? 65? 31? :-/

The Packers have five days to tell Jordan Love who Daniel Sorensen is.

Ask not what your company can do for you – ask what you can do for your company

We da ones jack

@ncorbsn Beat it kid lol

While u was hatin I was workin.