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Just got asked to autograph a breast. My wife was nearby, so I told him “no.”

yoongi can cook & sew, has level 1 license, great survival skills, can build/repair things, getting masters degree + studies psychology, does calculus as stress relief, human encyclopedia, loves architecture, has dog parenting diary, is a musical genius, like... the material here

Why don't you post all your passwords to your email and social media accounts so we can all read through everything you've been saying and doing, along with a full call log list showing everyone with whom you've spoken, and then a list of everywhere you've gone? https://t.co/1wgwPV15sV

Breaking: Juan Soto to the Mets. $765M. 15 years.

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@sourcreamstewie I’ve accepted that most people will die haters.

Fan Reacts to Patrick Mahomes Baby??

@penguins Sleep with one eye open tonight, bird.

Google: 90% of our engineers use the software you wrote (Homebrew), but you can’t invert a binary tree on a whiteboard so fuck off.

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“If Allah assists you, none can overcome you, and if He withdraw His help from you, who is there who can help you after Him? And upon Allah let the believers rely.” -Qur’an [Surah Aal-i-Imraan: 3:160]

CNBC’s story on Starship’s launch operations in South Texas is factually inaccurate. Starship’s water-cooled flame deflector system is critical equipment for SpaceX’s launch operations. It ensures flight safety and protects the launch site and surrounding area. Also known as… https://t.co/OEofb8MlDw

where are the women that look like this.

At times, the joy that life attacks me with is unbearable and leads to gasping hysterical laughter. I find myself completely out of control and wonder how could life could surprise me again and again and again, so completely. How could a man be a cynic? It is a sin.